Cum and play – your first visit to The Private Club

So you’ve read our guide on preparing to attend one of the Private Club, Birmingham’s six weekly gangbag parts, and have decided to take the plunge! We don’t blame you – our lovely hostesses are some of the hottest, horniest ladies in the Midlands. But, it’s your first time and perhaps you’re wondering what happens once you get past that black door. Don’t panic! This guide to visiting The Private Club will ensure that you leave satisfied.

Preparation is everything…

A quick recap on preparing for your visit. If you don’t have established facial or fungal hair, make sure you’re completely clean shaven. Day or two-day old stubble in either area is like sandpaper, and you don’t want to make our ladies’ delicate bits sore. Make sure you’re clean (obviously) but don’t drown yourself in aftershave.

What should I bring with me?

You don’t need to bring much  at all. Photo ID is a must, as we’re required by law to check your age, however old you are. But don’t panic – The Private Club respects your privacy and complies with all aspects of Data Protection. This is why we insist that all mobile phones or anything that can record are kept in your locker at all times.

You’ll also need cash as we don’t accept any other form of payment. As well as your entrance fee, you’ll need enough to cover a £5 locker deposit (returnable when you return your key), and enough for any soft drinks, snacks, condoms, or Kamagra that you purchase. If you like a tipple when you play, then feel free to bring along your alcoholic beverage of choice. And that’s it!

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Through the door

If it’s your first time joining our horny hosts, you’ll get a guided tour of The Private Club. We provide everything you need in terms of showers, towels, shower gel, and even deodorant and mouthwash. You can even borrow a bathrobe and slippers if you’re feeling chilly. Ladies are welcome to delight us in their sexy lingerie.

Get settled in

The first thing to do at the Private Club is get undressed, and have a shower. Being clean for our lovely ladies is only polite. Your towel or a bathrobe can be used to protect your modesty while you’re waiting to play. We have plenty of towels, with different sizes available, so feel free to ask for another one at any time.

You don’t need to carry money around with you, as anything you purchase from the counter will be allocated to your locker number, and you settle up at the end when you return you key.

Playing safe

Before each session, we go through a short set of rules. These are designed to ensure that everyone has a fun, safe experience. The most important rules you need to be aware of are:

  • Only condoms bought at The Private Club can be used. We know that they’re in date and fit for purpose.
  • All sex is safe sex, and condoms must be changed between ladies. Try to make sure that the ladies see you put the condom on. If you put it on inside out, you will need a new one. You can always ask our hostesses to put it on for you, if you’re unsure.
  • No delay sprays or gels, as these can cause our ladies’ throats to swell. Kamagra is available from the counter at just £5 a tablet.
  • Always ask before doing anything, and our hostesses always have the right to say no.

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Sharing is caring

Our events are all gangbang parties. That means there will be other guests wanting to play with our horny hosts. Please be patient, and also be aware that other people are waiting for their turn too. Our parties last a minimum of three hours, so there’s plenty of time for everyone to have fun.

Take a break

Our sexy hosts love playing with you all but they do need a break. When our ladies are off the beds, they’re not working. Please respect that they’re off the clock at these times and let them have a little space to rest. They’ll be back shortly! Equally, in the showers, they’re just there to get clean and fresh, not continue the session.

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Home time

Before heading home satisfied and worn out by our lovely ladies, remember to hand your key in at the counter and settle your bill. If you need a taxi just ask our counter staff to call you one.

And that’s all there is to it!

So what’s stopping you enjoying one of our six weekly sexy gangbang parties? Check out our Events page, and cum along for the time of your life!


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